by Clint Liquor
From the March 2008 issue of PRICK Magazine.
So, Fat, we are super-stoked to have gotten to know you at the
female tattoo expo. How did it feel to work around so many talented
female artists?
I feel that it was an amazing experience for all the talented women to work beside me,
since I am God’s gift to tattooing. I mean, it is not every day that you get to work with
an icon that can snort a quarter ounce of blow through a Benjamin in one line while tattooing
a mean portrait.
Now that Kat Von D has gotten so much fame, do you have any plans
on suing her for stealing your style and likeness?
I haven't been thinking about it, but one thing that I have been thinking about is actually
finding your doppelgangers. I found mine, that bitch is in L.A! I don’t want a lawsuit; I
want a full contact fight in the octagon, bring it bitch! L.A stinks!
Do you party and have sex with rock stars?
I try my best. My standards are set pretty high. I only fuck around with bands that are
signed to major labels or sons of rock stars. Now you may ask yourself why? Because
they have money, get better drugs and fancy tour buses, and I am not a cheap broad.
Other than tattooing, what are some of
your favorite things to do?
Drink, fuck, and snort blow. Do you actually think
people in L.A. do anything else?
Are you smart or just
talented and sexy?
Shit, I am all of
the above. And
another thing
you forgot is
"perfect." I
am a sculptured
piece of
beauty with a brain. I
may party when I am hopped up on
the powder, but I can shoot the shit
about everything, all while trying to
start an orgy!
What are you doing for St.
Patty's day this year?
Getting fucked up at the EARL with
PRICK. I hope there is enough blow
in the ATL to satisfy my needs. Now
I am not talking about crack, I want
powder. Pure, fine, uncut Bolivian
flake, not this shit that has been
stepped on six or seven times.
