Get ready to board the ROFLcopter all the way to LOLSville because Dashboard Confessional is back in the house whining... ahem, crooning through their sixth album, Alter The Ending. As much shit as I want to give them about it, the album is really not that bad. Yes, there are your typical pseudo-indie-emo abominations, but there are also a few that legitimately stand on their own as solid, likable tracks. A notoriously guilty pleasure, Dashboard, like Lifetime television and Arby's, is best enjoyed in the privacy of your own home, alone, with the blinds drawn.